'Twas the night before Xmas and not a creature was stirring,
Not even in shipping.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In the hopes that Nick from R&D would soon be there.
When out in the garage there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter!
Away to the window I flew like a Turbocharged DS
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash to see what was the reason for this BS!
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a Ranger Crew packed with all the latest DragonFire gear.
With a lead-footed driver so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be that guy, Nick.
More rapid than RZRs his coursers they came,
And he whistled, belched and shouted and called them by name!
Now ACE! Now Max and Maverick! Now 900XP
On Can-Am, on Arctic Cat, on Yamaha and Kawasaki!
To the top of the dune, to the top of that hill behind the mall
Now dash away, dash away all… Nick is late for last call!
Like Ken Benson and Lacrececia Beurrier fly
When they meet an obstacle, and take to the sky!
So up to the top of the shop they flew
With the Ranger Crew packed full of red hot DragonFire stocking stuffers… and Nick, too.
And then in a twinkling, I heard the open pipe raising the roof,
Then with one last gun, the engine ceased to run and Poof!
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Out of the Crew came Nick with a bound!
Nick was here to spread good cheer
Far and near!
With items as low as 20 bucks, there is sure to be something for every Side-X-Side fan.
Even if you can't get a visit from Nick, man,
DragonFire has something neat
Since 'Tis the season to… Feel The Heat!